Disappearing Shampoo

I want to believe that Carmen Electra comes over to my house everyday and washes her hair. Now the only proof I have is found in this picture. These two bottles are bought at the same time, opened at the same time, and used at the same time. Even the same quarter size drop of shampoo or conditioner makes it into in the palm of my hand. And quite honestly, I do not follow the repeat process with the shampoo, once is definitely enough for my scalp. Yet just look at these bottles. The shampoo is disappearing at a faster rate. I am thinking of setting up one of those Nanny Cams in my bathroom to catch Carmen in the act. My plan does not get much farther than that. I am open to suggestions. : )

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The Science Experiment

Last week our office was blessed with a cake. Not sure why, perhaps it was a special occasion like a birthday, anniversary, promotion, new puppy or then again perhaps it was just left over. What you see in the picture is what is left. Unfortunately this picture was taken today…hence, the science experiment. Last time I checked, lab coats were not standard issue. Well we do have two Doctors in our department, but not those kinds; my loss for I think I could use a MD right about now.

Reasons why I am starting to feel sick:
1) I saw something move on the plate
2) The crud has grown twice its size in past 48 hours
3) I work with someone who would leave this mess unnoticed

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Ratio to wait?

What is the ratio of how long you should wait for your cup of morning java to the skills of the waitress(er)?
How does adding 3 reminders that you ordered coffee influence the ratio?

Will I stay here long enough to find out?
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Friendly supporters

Over the weekend I (and a few hundred other shoppers) took advantage of the BIG 1-day sale at Stein Mart. While this event attracted quite a crowd, it also brought on long lines and a few angry obnoxious shoppers. I believe waiting in the voting line earlier this week prepared me for this experience especially since the lady in front of me had well over 50 items to purchase. Then I heard the magic words that ever shopper secretly desires to hear, "Next in line please, I am now open."

My cashier greeted my with a smile and a HUGE Obama pin. I felt that was an open pass to discuss our common issues and to revel in the possibilities for the next 4 years. For the next few minutes the crowd behind me disappeared and I noticed that she added an extra discount to my purchase. She charged me the lowest price for my 3 shirts and left me wondering what would have happened if she wore a McCain button.
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Night Off

Decided to take the night off from reading chapters and APA papers. This is what that looks like.
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